"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

(via vodka-and-lesbians)



If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer

If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out

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16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

"If you figured it all out today, what would be the point of tomorrow? ENJOY the process of being a work in progress."

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